a list of things I have come to know after nearly seven months of recording a podcast at Grassroots Tavern:

-the two drink minimum prior to recording is often breached.

-we can yell louder than a cd.

-there is a three vodka-cranberry maximum.

-vadim is likely going to have sex with everything that moves in the known universe.

-"the phone is a great invention while you suck my dick."

-scary old men say the above to you.

-happy birthday doesn’t have the same ring unless you’re drunk and screaming at someone.

-film means nothing.

-god, where am i?