to wit

the people who complain about Four Loko being “taken away" are the same assholes who claim Sparks was “taken away" from them.

You know where you can find Sparks now?

In the goddamn Harris Teeter. 

No one is coming for your shitty alcoholic caffeinated beverages. Though to be fair, Four Loko Watermelon does sound delicious. And I speak as a person who routinely advocates for the Aqua Velva, the most delicious drink ever to be made popular thanks to Zodiac.

edit: via lindsey, "Sparks is different now. Has a different recipe."

well, now i look like a jerk.