the perils of grassroots.

a list of things I have come to know after nearly seven months of recording a podcast at Grassroots Tavern:

-the two drink minimum prior to recording is often breached.

-we can yell louder than a cd.

-there is a three vodka-cranberry maximum.

-vadim is likely going to have sex with everything that moves in the known universe.

-"the phone is a great invention while you suck my dick."

-scary old men say the above to you.

-happy birthday doesn’t have the same ring unless you’re drunk and screaming at someone.

-film means nothing.

-god, where am i?

i am going to run on a platform of TOMATOES 4 AMERICA!
KARL ROVE HAS TAKEN UR TOMATOES AWAY
WUT R U GONNA DO ABOUT IT
VOTE DEVLIN IN 08.
— Michael Devlin: He’s Gonna Bring The Sauce to be Boss.

"how do we make this a 'trend' ? Wait. Add 'guerrilla' !"