Those poor, unknowing immigrants who severely abused millions of farm animals were prosecuted unfairly. Somehow, people always become the focus and the victims.
wow. i almost couldn’t hear your concern for the workers over the bleeding heart reactionary statements for animals.
the greatest thing (the real) brian crecente (has never) done.
Q: How long does it take to cook a baby in a microwave oven?
A: I don’t know, I was too busy jerking off.
(he was actually discussing the why of the canadian psycho head-cut-off killer. but the baby joke was the sprinkles.)
“Upon your arrival at the North Pole…it actually begins to snow inside the 4-D Special FX Theater and when the conductor sings ‘Hot Chocolate’ and the dancing waiters begin to pour, the audience can smell the delightful aroma of every cocoa cup!”
"Sounds, uh, great. Does your seat shake, too?" asks Lou Lumenick.
Real question: who cares? IT’S AT DOLLYWOOD!!!! OMFG.
a fair amount of people seem to be using their new iPhones to track and document where they are. no doubt this feature has practical uses.
that said, I am encouraging every one of them to sign up for Street Wars.
Also because this gives me an excuse to buy a bitchin’ Super Soaker.
Ohhh, you wrote the post! Well how come you waited soo long to admit that? I thought you weren’t an asshole. Anyway,
the palm tree thing isn’t funny. I know palm trees are Hollywood, and this is Filmwad, I’m in LA. But its just not funny.
My “underground pansy ass world" is called the internet, where I find things like trailers before they’re up on this site. I like to see it first, and then see it posted here later, so I can make fun of it. Thats what I like.
Your “YAY", glee included, is incredibly cute though. I like that. And its ironic with a tough name like JackKiller.
Why don’t we go see Transporter 3 together, opening night?
“Project Intern Fulfill writing and reporting requests from editors. Experienced reporter (3 years min.) with encyclopedic knowledge of the internet, proficiency with blogging software and basic HTML coding skills. Send email with resume, three writing samples and subject line ‘Project Intern’ to interns (at) gawker dot com.”
At Soviet Gawker/Gizmodo, Editorial Assistant and Intern are basically the same. Except one doesn’t have to be paid.
(and yes, emphasis added.)
Undead Goku likes Children in San Diego
(NYT)
Describe your costume and how you made it:
I’m wearing a really gay, royal blue, spandex rocker costume that is a combo of wrestling and music. I pieced it together from dance clothing.
related: what sticks out most in this picture?
related 2: why must spandex never be worn without a cod piece?
(via karinalongworth)
in related news, i’m six ways hammered and trying to wrap my own head around how Fox is even fathoming a live-action Cowboy Bebop