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Magazine writer seeks couple to screw in front of her for article (West Village)

Reply to: pers-838055235@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-09-12, 1:55PM EDT

Sigh. I knew I should have stayed in advertising.

So really, I was assigned a story for a (non-smut) mag to watch and rate two people having sex. None of my friends will do it—and I don’t think I’d want to see that anyway—so here I am, trolling Craigslist’s casual encounters with the hopes of finding a normal, heterosexual couple who would be willing to get it on in front of me.

The couple will be completely anonymous in the story (unless they WANT to be ID’d/photographed), and I will not be participating nor doing this to get my rocks off. After all, I am a professional journalist…who isn’t paid nearly enough.

Ideally, you and your partner will be somewhat new to boffing each other and not total exhibitionists, although at this point, I’ll take what I can get. Also, I’m looking to set this up for Monday or Tuesday night, if possible. And I WILL expect to meet somewhere in public first, so I can rule out whether you’re the kind of people who might want to chain me up in your rape room and anally violate me with my tape recorder. (Please don’t be.)

So wanna screw in front of a reporter? Holler.



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