One involves Data becoming a mass-murderer due to art, another involves constant explosions and the third alludes to Jean-Luc Picard being Gay. And references Jeffery.
Countdown to Star Trek: 3 WTF Mash Ups →
FINALLY! I can be as cool as Heller.
This will brighten your day.
Also, who knew this was a cover story?
The best rap about robbing hipsters by a guy from Philadelphia ever.
(via Prigge)
Breaking breaking news
Jonah Ray will cure cancer.
Breaking News
Jonah Ray is from the island on Lost. He must now return to the island.
Related: he’s heard that joke before.
We're Divided on Tetsuo Project →
"Tv looks fine to me!"
*WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP*
So what do The Millionaires sound like?
Breaking: New Yorkers rioting for Grilled Chicken. →
Alice in Wonderland vs. Three Six Mafia
[current_movies via Buzzfeed]
“I’m like, ‘I’m hungry,’” Will recalled. “He says, ‘Why don’t you take the horse? Take the horse and pick apples. It’s wonderful. We love doing it. The horses love going apple picking.’ I’m like, ‘All right, I’ll fuking go.’ I swear to God. I’m on a fucking horse. Michael Jackson’s like, ‘Wow, it’s great.’ The horse is picking apples. I’m like picking apples and junk, putting them in a bag. I’m like wow, this is like picking apples with Michael Jackson on horseback. Look at that shit, right?”
I’m doing this from now on in the office. Because suggesting “maybe we ask them their top 5 Strawberry Movies" wasn’t odd enough.
Finally, I can make more puns about doing shots and drinking myself to death. Thanks, Tequila.
one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Rifftrax presents: The Last Man On Earth watches the trailer for Daddy Day Care.
Great Moments in Well-Timed Google Ads.
OMG ROBOT FAIL.
THE MEGAZORD WAS CLEARLY NOT AROUND DURING THE BATTLE OF IWO JIMA. IT WAS IN A DORMANT STATE AND THE DINOZORDS WERE SLEEPING.
GOD, BEN. DO YOUR RESEARCH NEXT TIME.
History Altered By The Presence of Giant Robots. It was too weird for CollegeHumor’s front page, but I still love it.
