“White—no fan of Precious—takes the podium. “Mo’Nique could not attend tonight, but the award is hers.” He shrugs and moves on without a word of praise for her. It’s an ungallant reminder of why critics and moviemakers don’t get together more often.”
the rough translation;
"SWORD SWORD FIGHT. SWORD FIGHTING."
and eventually
"CHOSEN BY DIVINE PROVIDENCE TO FIGHT"
aka this is why they’re re-showing the original power rangers on TV right now and not this.
Sure, you can create a gigantic fucking sword, wear spandex and fight monsters in rubber suits.
But red circles will always destroy your dreams.
in which i make friends. happy friday.
YOU MUST WATCH THIS!!!!
A shot for shot remake of the most ridiculous death scene from the movie HARD TICKET TO HAWAII. If you don’t remember the original scene CLICK HERE!
This was made by Dustin Mclean of Supernews and Literal Video fame.
Featuring Brian Shortall and Rebecca Addelman.
where are his pants.
i am so happy to find old performance footage of the nation of ulysses.
In Which I Think It's Fucking Hilarious New York Magazine Uploaded a Trailer for The Wrong Film at Sundance →
trip balls.
how fucking pumped does this guy look to be there?
what do you mean i look like shit and the circles beneath my eyes have become full on lines that cut across my face?
yarrow hotel edition.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Finally, Facebook Suggestions, you come through for me.
Big head, silly hat or “I AM FUCKING FREEZING GIVE ME WHATEVER MATERIAL I CAN USE TO BARELY COVER MY SKULL JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IT IS COLD HERE."
You decide.
Ambient press conferance muzak
the joke being, i have to fly into vegas first.
so, i mean literally.
Also, I continue my own trend of being unable to have a normal photograph taken.