The opening sequence to Gaspar Noé’s Enter The Void. It only gets better from here with DMT, long-haired drug addicts who look like the other Warren Ellis and zombies! whoops, you don’t get to see that part. Sorry.
[via warren ellis]
"Subway sandwiches and Bailey’s Irish Cream are rocket full for sex?"
-David Shuster.
They are if you’re a scaly man-fish.
“An artist named Poo paints chicken pot pies with the excrement of homeless people. With the help of an adult filmmaker in his drug rehab course, he hopes to earn a fortune by impregnating his wife and making a “pregnant porn” film.”
IMDB synopsis for Who Flung Poo?
From the director/writer of In Our Garden
Perhaps the greatest trailer for a movie mostly because it has the greatest tagline for a movie ever: “Volleyball brought them together. A rape re-enactment tore them apart. “
What. Is. This.
This is probably one of the best trailers you’ll see today. And best of all?
It’s NC-17.
WIRED Vs. Time: Who's Andrew Breitbart Profile Is Better?
Andrew Breitbart sits in an Aeron chair at an iMac computer gazing out the sliding glass door of his Los Angeles home office.
-Time Magazine, Citizen Breitbart
Andrew Breitbart has been waiting 45 minutes for a filet mignon.
-WIRED, How Andrew Breitbart Hacks The Media
Winner: WIRED.
“My script was very, VERY different than what ended up on the screen. My screenplay was darker, grittier and had a very compelling story with rich characters. What my screenplay didn’t have was slow motion at every turn, Dutch tilts, campy dialogue, aliens in KISS boots, and everyone wearing Bob Marley wigs.”
J.D. Shapiro apologizes for writing the Battlefield Earth script.
[via stephen saito]
Ghost Recon Future War trailer.
Honestly, I’m still a bit wary about the whole “video games are the new film and vice versa!"
And Twitch has a bit of background on the director and the effects.
Going Critical--The Phillip Lopate Show →
Armond White, Georgia Brown and David Kerr discuss film circa 1996.
It also makes one nostalgic for days sans Internet media.
And Armond White goes for blood. [via vadim rizov who found this among chronicling the events.]
GPOYT: WE DON’T CONFORM TO YOUR SILLY TUMBLR MEME RULES IN AUSTIN, BITCHES.
Verbatim Transcript of my Red Carpet with Lemmy
Me: So, what took so long in making a documentary about Motorhead?
Lemmy: Man, it was a long time coming. So we made it.
Me: So, not to spoil anything but is Ace of Spades in the doc?
Lemmy: Yeah, man.
Me: Ah…yeah that’s all. Enjoy the film.
Lemmy: Right on, man. Good interview.
Total time: 8.9 seconds.
Eight hours after God laughed at me, I still wound up in Austin.
Sadly the party is not at the airport.
The rug pattern at the El Paso airport. Where I’ve now been for about six hours. Waiting.
“It was heartbreaking to eat an endangered animal, but I knew that I was doing it to save” the whales, said Galbraith, a vegan. “We were there eating for four hours. I felt so full and sick.”
Weep for our culture. Weep for our media. But most of all, remember to weep foOMGTEAMJAAAAACCCOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
three things.
1) Christopher Lee is making a death metal concept album as King Charlemagne.
2) Christopher Lee did an interview in Kerrang! about this.
3) Kerrang! still exists.
(via benstein)
the elusive “Jew Hunter" caught in his natural habitat.
The Official Idiot Savant Drinking Game: Oscars Edition
Take A Sip Everytime:
- -Time passes from 8pm est/5pm pst to 11:45 pm est/8:45 pm pst.
- -Someone mentions the fact Sandra Bullock won a Razzie.
- -You fear for the human race and what Precious winning anything means.
- -You have a moment of existential dread because you wondered, “What if Avatar doesn’t win somehting?"
- -Someone mentions The Golden Globes
- -Someone mentions the Producers/Directors/Writers/Actors Guild Awards.
- -You bet against Avatar in Best Effects/Sound Design.
Finish your Drink:
- -Avatar wins anything.
- -Precious wins anything other than Best Supporting Actress.
- -THEY MENTION HAITI, CHILE OR TRY TO BE CUTE AND SAY ‘THE -ES.’
Do Shots of Something Hard:
- -Avatar doesn’t win.
- -Mo’Nique says “Fuck y’all" when she doesn’t win.
- -The monologue isn’t funny.
- -People go 80 seconds without mentioning Avatar or The Hurt Locker.
- -Quentin Tarantino storms the stage and says, “FUCK ALL Y’ALL, NEW BEV FOR LIFE" and then throws the Oscar down.
- -You lose your Oscar pool.
oh gorillaz.
This is a horrible practical joke. I’ve been checking around my apartment for over three hours and raced back home from the grove.
she is not in my house, ben. You lying motherfucker.
T Swift in the house today. No bigs.