“It wouldn’t have been as gay.”

— Glenn "I keep books about werewolves in my library" Danzig on if he was Wolverine instead of Hugh Jackman. [LA Weekly]

It’s kind of brilliant, but amazing that one little scream took so long to be adapted.

[via]

The General Council Of The
ASSEMBLIES OF GOD Church
CALIFORNIA USA,

My name is Rev Pastor LAWRENCE RAYMOND LARSON, I am 82yrs old of age, I reside at 8449 S.W. 108th Place, Florida 34481 U.S.A. I am a good merchant, I have several industrial companies and good share in various banks in the world. I spend all my life on ministry and cooperate business both in Asia, Europe and here in America.

I am a very godly man with all cost I care about orphanage and privileged people, since when I had an experience of my difficult to sleep and give rest. Later in the year 2010 November I was sent a letter of medical check up, as my personal doctor testified that I have a lung cancer, which can easily take off my life soon. I found it uneasy to survive myself, because a lot of my investments cannot be run and managed by me again. I quickly called up my fellow pastors/prophets to give me positive thinking on this solution, as my adviser. He ministered to me to share my properties, wealth, to motherless baby/orphanage homes/people that need money for survival, business women and men for their investments and for future rising, so that they will have food on their tables.

Therefore I am writing this letter to people who really need help to contact me urgently. so that I can make available preparation on that. Especially women of the day, who are divorced by their husbands, why they cannot survive from feeding and need roof over their head. Please contact me and stop weeping.

Probably let me know what you really need the money for, and if you can still help me to distribute money to people in need near your town. Now am so much with God, am now born again. May the lord bless you, as you reach me, please to remind you, don’t belong to scammers or any act of fraudulent act on Internet. I will give more information to you as I await your response immediately.

Best Regards
LAWRENCE RAYMOND LARSON

NB.From there you will seek the LORD your God, and you will find Him if you seek Him with all your heart and with all your soul.” Deuteronomy 4:29

In space, no one can hear you sigh dejectedly when all you have is Coors Light to wash down that Facehugger.

Why The End of Film Is Awesome →

Thing I wrote for Buzzfeed. Spoiler: no one can tell the difference between digital and film except hardcore cinephiles and film geeks, which isn’t terrible.

it’s just that we need to accept 21st century living.

R.I.P. Angels and Kings: 2007-2012

Alphabet City’s only bastion for emo bros and underage chicks with the alternative kick has closed. Founded by a bunch of bros who were in bands referencing The Simpsons and whatever sounded cool, this bar was the only spot in ALL of New York you could find a $4 PBR.

With framed photos of dudes like The Old Country Guy That Covered Hurt, Jimi Hendrix and Bros from New Jersey, Angels and Kings was the last true outpost for those wanting a simplier time. A time when Total Request Live was king and photos of your dick could be leaked on Myspace.

Who am I kidding? This is fantastic news. Now the only three spots of the Hot Topic Bar are in Chicago, Barcelona and Los Angeles. Let’s not ignore the coincidence that while this spot closes, a Ramones food truck gets its tires.

The New Yorker has Film Critic Hulk review Mark Ruffalo's Hulk →

I get the joke. But this is just reading an analytical thesis with “Hulk" replacing “I" and every so often “Smash" replacing “Uh…"