“Readers on the Storytime Stage will be NASCAR’s Danica Patrick, Minnesota Viking Adrian Peterson, Elmo, Abby, Gordon and Rosita from Sesame Street, the full cast of Super Sprowtz, The Wanted, and actress Quvenzhané Wallis.”
— white house release on 2013 egg roll participants

“Many rich Hollywood celebrities have armed guards with them at all times and many regular people who live in a poor neighborhood, who have a business in a poor neighborhood and a neighborhood that may have higher crime — those people have to suffer the vicissitudes of violent crime without protection sometimes because of gun control laws. So, yes, I think there is a certain amount of hypocrisy.”
— Rand Paul on Guns and Hollywood’s liberal bias. Silly Rand Paul, Hollywood celebrities have thetans to protect them.

“Although her candidacy is not yet official, the media stories about her past have already begun. (RELATED: Ashley Judd, potential U.S. Senate candidate, sure has done a lot of on-screen nudity)”
— the daily cal oh whatever how is that even an article?